Monday, June 23, 2008

The King's English and the shorter, concrete, familiar, single best word

Lexicographer Henry Watson Fowler, born in Tonbridge, Kent, England (1858-1933), studied at Oxford and taught Latin, Greek, and English at a boy's school in northwest England for 17 years, before resigning and moving to a tiny island in the English Channel (Guernsey), building himself a one room cottage, and turning into a hermit.

There he spent all his time writing enough essays to fill two book length manuscripts but he couldn't get them published. Until one day he had an idea...

He would write: "a sort of English composition manual, from the negative point of view, for journalists & amateur writers." So, collaborating with his brother, he wrote The King's English (1906), published by Oxford University Press. It begins:

"Any one who wishes to become a good writer should endeavour, before he allows himself to be tempted by the more showy qualities, to be direct, simple, brief, vigorous, and lucid."

The first chapter, entitled "Vocabulary," lays out the following principles:

"Prefer the familiar word to the far-fetched.
Prefer the concrete word to the abstract.
Prefer the single word to the circumlocution.
Prefer the short word to the long.
Prefer the Saxon word to the Romance."

The book was a success and he was commissioned to produce more. His biggest success was A Dictionary of Modern English Usage (1926), a collection of common mistakes in English, organized into categories. Things like: "Battered Ornaments," "Love of the Long Word," "Sturdy Indefensibles," "Swapping Horses," and "Unequal Yokefellows."

T. S. Eliot said, "Every person who wishes to write ought to read A Dictionary of Modern English Usage ... for a quarter of an hour every night before going to bed."

So there.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

no fans, none

here's the good news: I just set up a public facebook page where anyone can check out my books, upcoming events, reviews, blogs, etc.

here's the sad news: I don't have any fans

none

not one single one

whatsoever

so I thought I'd better just alert you
incase you felt sorry for me
and (if you felt like it
or could even be bothered)
and wanted to put me out of my misery
knowing you'd be putting an end to a rather pathetic situation

(reason i set it up is because it's a handy page for alerting people about upcoming events, new books etc.)

but right now it's a bit sad

I'd become a fan except that would be really sad.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

yes we have no bananas

Have you been worrying about bananas?

I have.

about whether high gas prices will make them too expensive.
and what about that fungus.
and what if they die out
how will we adjust
and what would you put on your cereal then?
and is it possible to stock pile them?

whenever I go past a fruit seller on the street, I'm looking out for bananas, just to make sure they're still here

so today, I'm giving thanks for the banana.

I'm banana obsessed.

Here's the worrying article that got me worrying (in case you'd like to share in the Banana Anxiety): a NYT Op Ed piece.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

new york readings ...

for any in the NYC area ... (and apologies to those who aren't):


Saturday 21st June: I'll be at this favorite of independent bookstores reading my new picture book, The Ultimate Guide to Grandmas and Grandpas this saturday 12-2PM along with others (Rosemary Wells, Susan Jeffers, and more!). We will also have a panel and Q&A. Plus CUP CAKES! (Cup Cake Cafe is right there!)

For more info check out the bookstore's site or call (212) 989-3270.

ALSO, Thursday 26th June as part of Summer In The Square at 12 noon, I'll be at Barnes & Noble Union Square reading How To Be A Baby: By Me, The Big Sister. Come along for some fun, laughs and very high jinks!

More info here or call: 212-253-0810.

Monday, June 16, 2008

living out loud

Zola said, "If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud."

Friday, June 13, 2008

trees and how to live

Willa Cather said, "I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do."

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

pure white ground

"For those colors which you wish to be beautiful, always first prepare a pure white ground."
~ Leonardo Da Vinci (1452-1519)

Starting with a white canvas, is that a bit like starting with a clean slate? No clutter. Nothing in the way. Not even you.

Just a pure white ground that lets what you put down--brush strokes, words, notes--shine out in all their true colors.

In writing, I think that means getting out of the way so the story can come through.

My editor once gave me some great advice: don't ask, "am I a good writer?" Ask, "am I telling a good story?"

Monday, June 9, 2008

where AM I?

back to my site?
back to twitter?

back to my super duper blog?
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