How To Be A Baby

Here I am being a baby.

To prove I know what I'm talking about.

In case anyone wondered.

I know how to be a baby.

Do you?

If not... you have no time to lose. Find out the secrets to being a proper baby here!

I'm Random House Kids' "Featured Author"

Random House are featuring HOW TO BE A BABY and ME... all month long! (Aren't they nice?) So I wrote them a short piece, answering all manner of questions no one even asked in the first place. Hopefully, it's entertaining. Certainly, it's better than a slap in the face with a wet fish.

Isn't it?

Read it NOW! (Why not?)

BRAND NEW PINKLISH WORD JUST DISCOVERED!

LONDON: this just in—Sam The Tiger (right) has discovered a brand new pinklish word:

PINKUTER
(pronounced: Ping•cue•ter)
noun
1) a computer used for pink purposes, as in "do you have a lap top pinkuter?"

Sam regularly works on his pinkuter but finds it often "spoils him" (a term meaning here, the pinkuter plays up and is naughty to you and won't do what you want). Thank you, Sam, for alerting us to this important new Pinklish Discovery. And also for permitting us use it on our pink website.

Storybook Bible already in 2nd printing!

Jago and I just heard the great news from Zondervan. And it's not even published. How cool is that.

Better buy one quick
(before they run out)

Click here!

The Handbag Song

Did you know there was one?
(It's all pinkly and happy.)
Perhaps it's time to learn it? Click here!

Here's the Handbag Friends in full swing from the Handbag Movie. Did you know there was one? Perhaps it's time to watch it? Click here!